<?php
$string = "Алло-алло, это прaчечная? Нет, ДyРaК, это упячечная. П-Р-О-Щ-А-Й!!!!!";
$cheat = array('/[a]/', '/[e]/', '/[o]/', '/[y]/', '/[A]/', '/[E]/', '/[O]/', '/[Y]/'); $uncheat = array('а','е','о','у','А','Е','О','У',);
$ru[] = '/(()*а[^ал]*л[^лл]*л[^ло]*о)/ui';
$ru[] = '/(д[^ду]*у[^ур]*р[^ра]*а[^ак]*к)/ui';
$ru[] = '/п[^пр]*р[^ро]*о[^ощ]*щ[^ща]*а[^ай]*й/ui';
$ru[] = '/!!!!!/';
$weaboo[] = 'Моси-моси';
$weaboo[] = 'Бака';
$weaboo[] = 'Сайонара';
$weaboo[] = ' ДЕСУ НЯ!!!!!';
echo $newstring;
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