f(n){char*t,a[99][99]={"Polar Bear","Lion","Hippopotamus","Flamingo","Zebra","Boa Constrictor","Elephant","Leopard","Peacock","Walrus","Zookeeper","growl","roar","snort","flut","bray","hiss","trumpet","snarl","yelp","bellow","whistl"};for(n=0;n<11;){strcpy(t=a[n+30],n^6?" ":"n ");strcat(t,a[n++]);for(;*t=tolower(*t);++t);}for(n=0;printf("%s, %s, what do you hear?\n",a[n],a[n]),n<10;++n)printf("I hear a%s %sing in my ear.\n\n",a[n+31],a[12+n]);puts("I hear children...\n");for(n=11;n<21;++n)printf("%s%sing like a%s%s\n",n^11?"":"...",a[n],a[n+19],n^20?",":"...");puts("that's what I hear.");}
Polar Bear, Polar Bear, what do you hear?
I hear a lion roaring in my ear.
Lion, Lion, what do you hear?
I hear a hippopotamus snorting in my ear.
Hippopotamus, Hippopotamus, what do you hear?
I hear a flamingo fluting in my ear.
Flamingo, Flamingo, what do you hear?
I hear a zebra braying in my ear.
Zebra, Zebra, what do you hear?
I hear a boa constrictor hissing in my ear.
Boa Constrictor, Boa Constrictor, what do you hear?
I hear an elephant trumpeting in my ear.
Elephant, Elephant, what do you hear?
I hear a leopard snarling in my ear.
Leopard, Leopard, what do you hear?
I hear a peacock yelping in my ear.
Peacock, Peacock, what do you hear?
I hear a walrus bellowing in my ear.
Walrus, Walrus, what do you hear?
I hear a zookeeper whistling in my ear.
Zookeeper, Zookeeper, what do you hear?
I hear children...
...growling like a polar bear,
roaring like a lion,
snorting like a hippopotamus,
fluting like a flamingo,
braying like a zebra,
hissing like a boa constrictor,
trumpeting like an elephant,
snarling like a leopard,
yelping like a peacock,
bellowing like a walrus...
that's what I hear.