<?php
error_reporting(-1);
 
// в 5.4 можно и так
$answers = [
		1 => "да",
		2 => "нет",
		3 => "не знаю",
		4 => "учи питон",
		5 => "учи руби",
		6 => "учи хаскель",
		7 => ">2015\n>php"
			];
 
$question = "Привет, анон, я хикка и хочу устроится на работку/выучить пэхэпэ? Смогу ли я?";
$answer = $answers[mt_rand(1,7)];
 
echo "Вопрос: {$question}\n";
echo "Ответ: $answer";
 
 

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