<?php
function RelativeTime($timeToSend){
$difference = time() - $timeToSend;
$periods = array("sec", "min", "hour", "day", "week",
"month", "years", "decade");
$lengths = array("60","60","24","7","4.35","12","10");
 
if ($difference > 0) { // this was in the past
$ending = "ago";
} else { // this was in the future
$difference = -$difference;
$ending = "to go";
}
for($j = 0; array_key_exists($j,$lengths)&&$difference >= $lengths[$j]; $j++)
$difference /= $lengths[$j];
$difference = round($difference);
if($difference != 1) $periods[$j].= "s";
$text = "$difference $periods[$j] $ending";
return $text;
}
echo RelativeTime(strtotime('-3 months'))."\n";
echo RelativeTime(strtotime(0));
?>

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