<?php
error_reporting(-1);
 
$text = 'Ты че жы делаешь то. Я зделал но неправильно';
$regexp = '/(жы)|(шы)|([,]|[.]|[!]|[?]|[;]|[:])[^\s]|координально|сдесь|здел(ал|аю|ан)|[^,][\s](а|но)/u';
$matches = array();
 
if(preg_match_all($regexp, $text, $matches, $out, $PREG_PATTERN_ORDER)){
	echo "Ты охуел, братан? \n";
	echo $out[0][0] . ", " . $out[0][1] . "\n";
    echo $out[1][0] . ", " . $out[1][1] . "\n";
} else {
	echo "Vse ok";
}

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