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  1. #include <iostream>
  2. #define B(l,a) __##l##E##__
  3. #define _O_ ((1<<2>>1<<1)-2)
  4. #define _h_ 7-3
  5. #define _C_ (7/_h_)
  6. #define _r_ ((1<<0)+0x00a/2+_C_)
  7. #define _a_ ((1<<5)-_r_)
  8. #define _p_ { void _(){} namespace
  9. #define printf(_0_) squeak(_O_,B(LIN,!)-_a_); _
  10.  
  11. // this
  12. // is weird
  13.  
  14. namespace _p_ {
  15. void squeak(int,int who) {      switch (who) {
  16.                 case _O_: std::cout<<"\x71\x75\x61\x6b"<<std::endl; break;
  17.                 case (_h_+_C_-2): std::cout<<"\x6d\x65\x6f\x77"<<std::endl; break;
  18.                 case _h_: std::cout<<"\x62\x6f\x77"<<std::endl; break;
  19.                 default: std::cout<<"\x62\x6c\x61\x68"<<std::endl; break;
  20.         };
  21. }}
  22. }
  23.  
  24. // do not review :)
  25.  
  26. int main()
  27. {
  28.         printf("hello\n");
  29.         printf("this\n");
  30.         printf("is\n");
  31.         printf("not\n");
  32.         printf("funny\n");
  33.         printf("at all!\n");
  34.         return 0;
  35. }
  36.  
  37. //expected output:
  38. //meow
  39. //blah
  40. //quak
  41. //blah
  42. //bow
  43. //blah
Success #stdin #stdout 0s 2928KB
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meow
blah
quak
blah
bow
blah
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language:
C++14 (gcc 8.3)
created:
12 years ago
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