0) $result = "few"; if ($a > 4) $result = "several"; if ($a > 9) $result = "pack"; if ($a > 19) $result = "lots"; if ($a > 49) $result = "horde"; if ($a > 99) $result = "throng"; if ($a > 249) $result = "swarm"; if ($a > 499) $result = "zounds"; if ($a > 999) $result = "legion"; echo $result;