<?php
 
class MakakaArray implements ArrayAccess {
    public function offsetExists ($offset) {
        return false;
    }
    public function offsetGet ($offset) {
        return null;
    }
    public function offsetSet ($offset, $value) {
        echo "${value['name']} говорит: «${value['message']}».\n";
    }
    public function offsetUnset ($offset) {
    }
}
 
$massiv = new MakakaArray;
 
$massiv[] = ['name' => 'Петушок', 'message' => 'Кукареку'];
$massiv[] = ['name' => 'Корова', 'message' => 'Мууу'];
$massiv[] = ['name' => 'Свинья', 'message' => 'Хрю'];
$massiv[] = ['name' => 'Syoma', 'message' => 'Прыщебляди соснули'];
 

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