fork(2) download
#include

void victory()
{
   std::cout << "Yes we can\n";
}

int main()
{
    unsigned int x = 0xB0FF14a5;
    unsigned int y = 0x7340c00e;
    #define if(x)
    if(x==0x7340c00e && y==0xB0FF14a5) victory();
    return 0;
}
Success #stdin #stdout 0.01s 2724KB
stdin
Standard input is empty
stdout
Yes we can